1. Thou shall not hate on, flame, or exclude any gay sub-culture, race, or ethnicity

2. Though shall not ghost thy fellow gay (it’s rude)

3. Thou shall use condoms (or prep)

4. Thou shall practice sexual hygiene (at all times)

5. Thou shall not post more than one shirtless selfie (per month)

6. Thou shall not have more than two iced coffees a day (it makes you jittery)

7. Thou shall not financially support any entity which does not have your back

8. Thou shall get tested for STDs every 3 months

9. Thou shall not subscribe to commercialist gay culture (there’s no need to fit in if it doesn’t feel right)

10. Thou shall not use Christina Aguilera, Madonna, Britney, Lady Gaga, or Beyoncé’s names in vain